BREAKING: Squirrel Union Declares Snack Shortage Catastrophe
In a press conference interrupted by falling leaves, the Squirrel Union leader blamed rising nut prices on Dooggee Dominion interference and "crypto-driven market fluff." Whiskerella has promised emergency almond aid.
Princess Whiskerella Issues Royal Edict: Vote Must Be Recovered
"No furball left behind," said Her Highness as she launched an official mission titled The Ballot Heist. Citizens are invited to join the resistance and earn their stripes—and some exclusive NFT loot.
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- Ferret Watch: Underground tunnel movement spotted near border. Coincidence? Probably not.
- Hamster Rally Ends in Chaos: Tiny wheels and big egos collide in downtown Barkovia.
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